Masturbation and Ejaculation

1. Lying down on the bed. There are 2 variations to this, either face up or down. When you are in the facing up position, you masturbate with your hand. I would regard this as the most comfortable position because you can fully stretch your whole body when you reach climax. The feeling is amazing. You can ejaculate on your navel, but it can get really messy. In the facing down position, you masturbate with your own body. You are rubbing your penis against the mattress, just like when you are engaged in sex. You might want to place a pillow under your penis for added comfort. Ejaculation can be very messy, so I would suggest that you put on a condom.
2. Sitting upright on a chair. Most guys take up this position when they are watching pornography on the PC or TV. I would also recommend you stretching your legs on a leg rest for added comfort. Most guys climax better when they are able to stretch their whole body, especially the legs.
3. Ejaculating when standing upright. This is usually done in your bathroom. Once you ejaculate, the discharge can be easily disposed into the toilet bowl. There is not much cleaning up to do, and is usually done when you need a 'quickie'. Although this is least enjoyable, it is there when you most need it.